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About Rocky

Rocky Cologne is a Stand-Up Comedian who has taught traffic school in the San Francisco, Bay Area for a long, long , long time. His first student was Moses from the Bible. Before starting his own schools, he taught for many of the largest schools in Northern and Southern California!

Rocky has performed through out the United States as well as various resorts in the Caribbean and Jamaica.

Rocky Cologne is also available for comedy shows,  as well as emceeing your special event, and for speaking engagements for corporations, high schools, social functions, etc.,  on Driver Safety, Defensive Driving and Alcohol & Drugs. Please call for more details and ask for Rocky directly.

Credits: (Partial Listings)

Comedy Shows

  • "Emeril Salutes America," starring Emeril Lagasse,  (Food Network)

  • "Nash Bridges," starring Don Johnson and Cheech Marin (CBS)

  • "Granada Theatre, Ca

  • Cap's Dinner/Theatre, Brentwood, Ca

  • Vallejo Theatre, Vallejo Ca

  • Tommy T's Comedy Club

  • Rooster T. Feathers

  • The Travel Channel

Opening act for the following concerts

  • Rick Springfield (RCA & Platinum Entertainment)

  • Final Warning (MCA)

  • The Imperials (Multiple labels)

  • Skin and Bones (Dragon Records)

  • Chrome Cheetah (Warner Bros.)

  • Spiral Arms (Indie Records)


Radio interviews

  • KGO-AM 810, San Jose, CA - Promotion for Bay Area All-Star Show

  • KMEL 106.1, San Francisco, CA - Promotion for Tommy T's Comedy Clubs

  • KROQ 106.7, Los Angeles, CA - Promotion for LA Area comedy clubs

  • Cancer Society Benefit, San Francisco

  • Up all night with Bill Milne, London U.K.


“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.” - Rodney Dangerfield

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