• Rocky Cologne is a Stand-Up Comedian who has taught traffic school in the San Francisco, Bay Area for a long, long , long time. His first student was Moses from the Bible. Before starting his own schools, he taught for many of the largest schools in Northern and Southern California!

  • "Emeril Salutes America," starring Emeril Lagasse,  (Food Network TV)

  • "Nash Bridges," starring Don Johnson and Cheech Marin (CBS)

  • "Metro," starring Eddie Murphy, (Buena Vista Pictures)

  • The Punchline

  • Cobbs at the Cannery

  • Tommy T's Comedy Club

  • Rooster T. Feathers

  • The Travel Channel

  • Rocky has performed through out the United States as well as various resorts in the Caribbean and Jamaica.




  • Rick Springfield (RCA & Platinum Entertainment)

  • Final Warning (MCA)

  • The Imperials (Multiple labels)

  • Skin and Bones (Dragon Records)

  • Chrome Cheetah (Warner Bros.)

  • Spiral Arms (Indie Records)






  • KGO-AM 810, San Jose, CA - Promotion for Bay Area All-Star Show

  • KMEL 106.1, San Francisco, CA - Promotion for Tommy T's Comedy Clubs

  • KROQ 106.7, Los Angeles, CA - Promotion for LA Area comedy clubs

  • Cancer Society Benefit, Cow Palace, San Francisco, CA

  • Up all night with Bill Milne, London U.K.







  • Rocky Cologne is also available for comedy shows,  as well as emceeing your special event, and for speaking engagements for corporations, high schools, social functions, etc.,  on Driver Safety, Defensive Driving and Alcohol & Drugs. Please call for more details and ask for Rocky directly. 

Radio interviews

Opening act for the following concerts

Credits: (Partial Listings) 


Speaking Engagements


“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.” - Rodney Dangerfield


About Rocky