These Jokers are WILD!!!



Our instructors are some of the Bay Area's Best Comedians and are thoroughly trained on all new traffic laws & regulations and course curriculum.

Rocky has been to traffic school many times prior to being a teacher and used to hate it. It was boring! 

"I made one little mistake and now I have to suffer for it by spending 7 hours (state requirement) of my day off or after work with a person who is not funny and reads right out of the manual?!"

People LEARN when they are having fun and that's EXACTLY what we do here at

Rocky Cologne's Traffic Schools!


Our teachers are professional comedians and are great instructors! They know the latest rules and regulations to help you be better drivers.


“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin


If you think about it, Nothing is impossible, because...

"there are footprints on the moon"

Rocky Cologne's Comedy Traffic Schools

1243A Howard Ave

Burlingame, CA 94010

(this is a business office only, classes are held off site)

DMV State license Number: 1255